I have an intense emotional attachment to this painting. I refuse to bury it in the depths of my closet, yet displaying it on my wall has caused a multitude of problems with current suitors.
"Why?" you ask.
Perhaps it's because it was painted by my ex-boyfriend. Perhaps it's because it's a life-sized portrait of a professional body builder. Perhaps it's because my ex-boyfriend titled the painting, Hypermasculine Orgasm #3... I simply can't say for sure.
Love me, love the body builder. -Scarlett
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